A Model’s Inner Monologue

People at TFS have way too much time on their hands (and apparently, so do I for posting this).

Karlie " my lip gloss is enough for all the girls in the show " Kloss
Tyra "Beyonce and I share weaves" Banks
Snejana "I never get tired of getting tired" Onopka
Eugenia "I have a different man every single day of the week" Volodina
Karlie "Tyra hates my walk" Kloss
Freja "I only model to score chicks backstage" Beha
Sasha "I had too much beer before Versace S/S 08" Pivovarova
Natasha "I slice food using my cheeks" Poly
Lara "Boobs are the new Black" Stone
Lara "They're Double Gs" Stone
Coco "can't keep my mouth shut" Rocha
Karlie "dawn of the dead" Kloss
Mariacarla "Bow down bitches" Boscono
 
Gemma " I can step on your dress b*tch, or maybe mine too " Ward
Chanel “I have my name permanently written on my neck in case I forget what it is” Iman
Tyra "see this? im smiling with my eyez, now try it" Banks
Carmen/The yeti "I have the most beautiful hairy legs of the industry" Kass
 

Carmen "tarantula legs" Kass

Sasha "I like to dress by running through racks of clothing and seeing vat happenz" Pivovarova
Snejana "I don't get out of bed" Onopka
Natasha "Runway iz my crack" Poly
Tyra "If everybody realised all things are connected to my past as a supermodel - there would be no wars" Banks
Natasha "I like to catwalk to the grocery store" Poly
Mariacarla "it's pronounced 'zhee-von-shee' not 'give-in-chee'! commoners ..." Boscono
Chanel "People only notice me because of my name" Iman
Snejana Don't even look at me Onopka.
Sasha The Basilisk from Harry Potter 2 Pivovarova.
Vlada I walk like this because I have back troubles Roslyakova.
Lily "don't be scared, i just got a natural b**ch face" donaldson
Coco "my red fiery hair is priceless" rocha
Jessica " look at my eyez!" stam
Edita "who the hell is Zac Efron?" Vilkeviciute (She posed topless with Zac for Interview magazine and didn’t know who he was. Google it.)
Suvi "yes i am energetic backstage!!!" Koponen
Sigrid "suck it b*tches, the queen of Fall 09 is in the house!"Agren
Natasha "My workout routine is opening shows" Poly
Suvi "Sorry my late night activity affected my gait." Koponen
Freja "I make dem panties drop" Beha
Lara "I walked VS because I was told I could keep the whip" Stone
Daiane "NO I don't know the Weird Sisters" Conterato
Coco "My fierceness is open 24/7, just like my mouth" Rocha
Toni "Antonia in da Haus, suck it Calvin Klein!" Garrn
Lakshmi "For the last time I'm not black" Menon
Edita "It's not transparent; the pigment in my thong just can't handle the hotness of my @$$" Vilkeviciute
Caroline "How do you like me now Miuccia?! I'm way up here -ere.. re...e (echo)" Trentini
Magdalena "I had to be a c-section" Frackowiak
Freja Beha " I swear I don't have a penis!" Erichsen
lara "my eyes are up here" stone
masha "my boobs are down here" tylena
Jessica "I'm not stoned!! I always look like this!" Stam
Coco "I'll river-stomp you" Rocha
Irina "Why do bugs keep flying into my right eye?" Kulikova

I personally love the Natasha and Freja ones.

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