Lind Low

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This makes me sad.

She looks like one of the dead people in the afterlife-waiting-room from Beetlejuice.

And what’s up with the blue contacts? And the abuse of eyebrow pencil!

And should I also say something about the nailpolish? I’ll leave that up to you guys to decide.

Let us focus on the positive though. She is wearing Alexander Wang shoes and she still has a rocking body for this skanky label’s wacky tacky swimwear:

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For your time:

Being fierce is a fulltime job yo! Just ask her Barbie fairy godmother.
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